I just haven't met you yet.
Okay, to start - what am I looking for?
Someone athletic, slim, fit.
I like hippy chicks, indie/artsy/punk chicks.
I want someone affectionate, romantic, caring, genuine, sincere. That's the mushy stuff.
Someone that appreciates and enjoys the little things. I want someone outgoing, funny, doesn't take their self too seriously, can handle my sarcastic sense of humor and smartass nature.
Someone with a wide range of interests - music, movies, TV.
Someone that likes to travel.
Someone that wants to see the world.
Someone who is still an individual, that no matter their role in life still has a unique sense of who they are and hasn't lost or compromised that. Self confidence is a plus. Intelligence, good grammar, ability to spell well (not abbreviating texts, haha, that's my pet peeve!)
Someone that likes to cook together, enjoys little nights at home as much as nights out.
Someone who is family oriented. Some chill, laid back, casual, stress and drama free.
Someone real - what you see is what you get.
Someone who enjoys wine.
Someone who can CONVERSATE. I talk a lot. So keeping up with that is a plus.
I'm different, unique.
I'm a laid back kinda guy. I'm not uptight, not controlling, I'm pretty simple. I'm very intelligent and witty, which is something I look for in a potential match. My sense of humor is rather unique to be honest. If you've seen a Will Ferrel movie, you can pretty much get my sense of humor. I'm very sarcastic, so if you can't keep up - I'm probably not the guy for you. I'm a hopeless romantic at heart, but not overly aggressive with it or anything. I can be quite cheesy. I know there's a time and a place for everything, much like affection. I'm an affectionate kinda guy, but not the guy that will be all over you in public. I love to travel, I've been all over the world and especially enjoy road trips across the US. Something I'm very passionate about. I'm big into music - mostly , Bloodhound Gang, Here Come the Mummies, The Clash, Bad Religion, System of a Down, Audioslave, Three Dog Night, Boston, AC/DC, Oasis, Pantera, Incubus, Wolfmother, Blues Traveler, Everclear, REM, Sister Hazel, Third Eye Blind, Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz
I love 80's and 90's music, especially good alternative and "feel good" music.
Favorite Movies - Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Boondock Saints, Hot Rod, Idiocracy
Movies I like - Borat, Joe Dirty, Superbad, Judge Dredd, Demolition Man, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Robocop, Transformers, Rambo, Rocky, Elf, Bubba Ho Tep, Bruno, Stepbrothers, The Other Guys, Ali G, Mallrats, The Hangover
TV - Lost, Dexter, Prison Break, Californication, Weeds, Heroes, Fringe
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